{"product_id":"rage-consumes-me-mug","title":"Rage Consumes Me Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eRage Consumes Me Ceramic Mug: Tranquil Toad, Unhinged Spirit \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the outside: a serene toad resting on a sunlit river rock. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the inside: pure, unadulterated fury.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCombining vintage cottagecore storybook illustration with unhinged workplace reality, this 11 oz coffee cup delivers instant laughs to anyone surviving early-morning meetings, inbox disasters, or endless status updates. Precision-crafted from heavy-duty white ceramic with a radiant gloss glaze, this mug is engineered to handle piping hot brews and frequent microwave reheats without degrading. High-fidelity sublimation printing locks in the rich retro color palette against commercial dishwashing, while the sturdy C-handle provides a solid, stress-reducing grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRage Consumes Me Ceramic Mug Specifications: \u003cbr\u003e* Product Type: Ceramic coffee and tea mug \u003cbr\u003e* Capacity Volume: 11 oz \u003cbr\u003e* Material Composition: Premium white ceramic with glossy finish \u003cbr\u003e* Graphic Design: Vintage storybook toad on a pond rock with \"RAGE CONSUMES ME\" text \u003cbr\u003e* Handle Type: Ergonomic easy-grip C-handle \u003cbr\u003e* Care Instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe \u003cbr\u003e* Application Utility: Hot beverages, cold drinks, desk organizer decor\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46596708401348,"sku":"RAGECONSUMESMEMUG072126","price":13.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/1106\/4004\/files\/503e6226787f6b3c60e08b8855f96ac6c0e14c4f26de5f05309d4c21b73d37d3.jpg?v=1788145127","url":"https:\/\/shop.swoongiftshop.com\/products\/rage-consumes-me-mug","provider":"Swoon Gift Shop Milwaukee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}